Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate