Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated