Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........