What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired