How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.