Because attachments are forbidden.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Your spine.
The Post Office
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
An envelope!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Fe-mail
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
E-gypt
E-bae... I'll see myself out
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Because it's always in bed.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Mick e-mouse.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Spine
Ewes sincerely.
Best viscious.
An e-lectron.
I don't know, but it's not E.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
May the force e-with you.
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
ginger
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because every other letter is not E!
By spaghett-e-mail!
Because it is the capital of England.
Scent.
An e-mergency.
Envelope!
We were thankful.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
GINGER.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
With stick e-tape.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
envelope
When there are no attachments
On the Inkernet.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
E-ronimo!
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
Because the lime was engaged.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
The e-quator.
With their fish fingers.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
E we go E we go E we go!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They prefer to use Norse code.
She wants the D.
An e-nigma.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
RIP my E-brake
When they are read.
Nothing.
Because he had a vowel movement.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
It doesn't like Cats.
They were trying to start a business.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A coconut.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
Addictionary
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
A ditch.
Everywhere.
No, YOU the bomb.
In case they run out of bullets.
Goose bumps.
