How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?