How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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None, he lets the knives do the work

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?