How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .