What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.