What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.