What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.