Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts