How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.