How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.