How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

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An -disiac.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.