What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma