What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

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Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!