What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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It hurts when IP.

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Look ma, no hands!"

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It's asbestos could be."

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Who so thelioma?

Mesothelioma