Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.