Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.