What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.