What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold