How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.