How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...