How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!