How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.