Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.