What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.