How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo