How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits