How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.