What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.