Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.