Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Spasm Jokes More Spasm Jokes

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

Streaming Site Jokes More Streaming Site Jokes

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.