What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark