Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he