Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.