Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Row v. Wade
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
An amputea
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
They have a Bobba Fetish
White privilege
