Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.