Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.