Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.