Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.