Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.