How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.