How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave