How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."