Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !