Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!