How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."