What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon