Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm