Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.