How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.