How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

DATA EXPUNGED

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!