Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!