Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.