Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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ANKH ANKH!!

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A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.