What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar