Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave