Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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Tetris

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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You, you and you. Get out."

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Because he was a master-baiter.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.