What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!