What do you call a person who teaches y...

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Tooter Jokes More Tooter Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)