What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.