What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom