What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom