How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!