How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!