How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!