Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.