Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.