Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.