Tumblr User Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.