Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.