Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!