Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us