What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.