What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!