Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.