How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.