How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.