How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.