How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.